Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Unpublished John Lennon Imagine Lyrics Discovered

Lennon preferred Reagan over Carter
The Toronto Sun reported that John Lennon was a closet Republican at the end  of his life who was somewhat embarrassed at his naiveté in his younger days.  The news surfaced in a new documentary about Lennon and reveals that he would have voted for Ronald Reagan over Jimmy Carter.

While not verified it is rumored that before his death Lennon rewrote his famous song Imagine to reflect his maturing view of the world. 
Yoko Ono was meeting with her accountant to explore new Tax Shelters and was unavailable for comment. A spokesperson said Ono still strongly supports wealth redistribution to aid the disadvantaged  as long as it does not affect her.
Doubtful Competency has secured a document alleged to be penned by Lennon shortly before his death.
Imagine (Revised 1980)
 
Imagine there are no liberals
It’s easy if you try
Someday I hope they realize
It’s all just pie in the sky
Imagine all the people
Responsible for themselves

Imagine there’s no welfare
None for businesses too
No one we have to pay to
Do what they already do
Imagine all the people
Responsible for themselves

You may say I’m a demon
But I’m not the only one
We’re all just really tired of
Taking care of everyone.

Imagine your possessions
Your house, your boat, your car
Are not despised by someone
Who dislikes how rich you are
Imagine all the people
Keeping what they have

You may say that I’m a demon
But I’m not the only one
We’re all just really tired of
Taking care of everyone.