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Friday, May 13, 2011
Harry Reid Caught in Lip Synching Controversy
Reid perfecting delivery
Under significant pressure to represent the Democratic Party in Congress following the Republican takeover in the House, Harry Reid took steps to improve his ability to speak with a clear, compelling voice.
Sources have learned that Reid underwent secret vocal training in an attempt to overcome his normally wimpish speech patterns.After 8 weeks of intensive therapy the plan was abandoned and his advisors decided to hire a vocal stand in who will record all of Reid’s comments.Plans call for Reid to deliver all future speeches by lip synching to the prerecorded tapes.
Reid’s handlers are confident the change will work and are now considering options to give his face a more lifelike friendly look.