Sunday, November 21, 2010

Pope Proclaims Condoms Appropriate in Some Circumstances

Pope  Benedict ruled today that practicing Catholics can use condoms in some circumstances and still remain in compliance with Church Doctrine.

A Vatican spokesman said that after much prayer and reflection the Pontiff feels it is ok to use condoms as helium filled balloons, punching bags for young children or smiley faces.

He is still considering the use in water balloon contests but has some concerns this may give an unfair advantage if other contestants use regular balloons.


Anonymous said...

Funny - and sacrilegious

Mark Time said...

Yes I should never tamper with water balloon contest's sacrilegious