Sunday, December 26, 2010

High School Terrorist Christmas Sweater Club Exposed

Suspected terrorist Uniform

 Battlefield High School Officials report they have exposed and eliminated a serious threat.  The plot involved a right wing student group known to wear Christmas themed sweaters.  The group distributed hundreds of potential weapons at the school in what officials theorize was an attempt to create inconspicuous weapons caches that could be used in terrorist acts. 

 The activists were seen indiscriminately tossing small candy canes to other students that could be sharpened with the mouth and used in violent attacks on students and teachers.  The group is also known to sing propaganda songs about Christmas and made unsolicited attempts to spread good cheer in order to appear harmless.
One mother said an administrator called her and explained "not everyone wants Christmas cheer. He also told her that suicide rates are up over Christmas, and that they should keep their cheer to themselves, perhaps."  

School officials said this is the worst kind of dissident.  They prey on other students who may be unhappy and brainwash them with their right wing Christmas songs.  Teachers report that several openly depressed students were seen smiling and eating the candy canes.  A School counselor explained that it is very dangerous to impose unsolicited good will on unhappy students and it is especially dangerous to also provide them with potentially lethal candy. 

 An NEA spokesman said, "This is just another example of the violent atmosphere our teachers must function in and needs to be addressed by increasing teacher salaries and reducing workday hours to minimize exposure to the threatening situation.”

When a parent asked why candy canes were more dangerous than pencils,  officials said they had not thought of that but would study how to ban all hard objects in school and expected pencils could be banned by the next semester.

Every once in a while I see a story that is so bizarre I feel like I wrote it as a satirical piece.  This is one of those stories that is so unbelievable it is frightening to realize it is true.
Common Sense is thrown out the window and Political Correctness takes over in a bizarre display of unbelievable adult supervision. Even the name of the school could not be any more ironic. .Read the real story about Battlefield High School…....

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