New Tax Masters Spokesman |
After receiving numerous viewer complaints about the current company spokesman's monotone delivery and total lack of expression, Tax Masters announced they have signed Clutch Cargo as their new celebrity front man.
Customer feedback was clear that we needed a more dynamic, lively speaker to send our message. We feel Clutch is a significant upgrade who customers will agree is much more animated and connects better with people.
Ousted Spokesman |
They also announced that the current spokesman will take a new role as a cardboard photo for customers wishing to have their picture taken with him. We feel this is a better fit for his talents and we feel he will excel at standing still and barely moving his mouth.
4 comments:
Ookle ookle.
So what will become of Spinner and Paddlefoot?
They are both in contract talks with H&R Block...
good start
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