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Thursday, December 9, 2010
Clutch Cargo signs as New Tax Masters Spokesman
New Tax Masters Spokesman
After receiving numerous viewer complaints about the current company spokesman's monotone delivery and totallack of expression,Tax Masters announced they have signed Clutch Cargo as their new celebrity front man.
Customer feedback was clear that we needed a more dynamic, lively speaker to send our message. We feel Clutch is a significant upgrade who customers will agree is much more animated and connects better with people.
They also announced that the current spokesman willtake a new role as a cardboard photo for customerswishing to have their picture taken with him.We feel this is a better fit for his talents and we feel he will excel at standing still and barely moving his mouth.