Thursday, December 9, 2010

Clutch Cargo signs as New Tax Masters Spokesman


New Tax Masters Spokesman


After receiving numerous viewer complaints about the current company spokesman's monotone delivery and total  lack of expression,  Tax Masters announced they have signed Clutch Cargo as their new celebrity front man. 




Customer feedback was clear that we needed a more dynamic, lively speaker to send our message. We feel Clutch is a significant upgrade who customers will agree is much more animated and  connects better with people. 


Ousted Spokesman

They also announced that the current spokesman will  take a new role as a cardboard photo for customers  wishing to have their picture taken with him.  We feel this is a better fit for his talents and we feel he will excel at standing still and barely moving his mouth.





4 comments:

Mike Harkins said...

Ookle ookle.

Anonymous said...

So what will become of Spinner and Paddlefoot?

Mark Time said...

They are both in contract talks with H&R Block...

Anonymous said...

good start