|Bearly surviving while UN meets|
After offering praise to the moon god, the conference moved on to the business at hand. There was a motion questioning the appropriateness of invoking the moon god Ixtel instead of Arma, the Hittite moon god. The debate carried on through the morning session but by noon the members resolved the issue.
They unanimously agreed to reopen the conference after lunch and invoke the aid of both moon gods. A committee was also formed to investigate whether any other moon gods might be offended and need to be added to the ceremony.
After the post lunch moon god ceremony discussion turned to what other gods might have a role in solving the global warming emergency. There were strained discussions about including Re, the sun god, in the next day’s opening remarks in hopes that he will consider lowering the solar temperatures until mankind takes the hard steps needed to combat warming.
The discussions carried through the remainder of the day as members identified additional gods that could play a key role in their initiative. By the end of the day they had identified a god list that sub groups would work for the remainder of the conference. Each subgroup will report out at next year’s conference on the most effective way to engage each god and develop action plans that will be submitted to the gods at that time.
Christiana Figueres, closed the annual conference by complimenting the members for their ideas and expressing optimism that the work completed this year will lead to an even more productive conference next year.
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